Sunday, February 14, 2010

DUCK AND COVER!


BEEP BEEP BEEP.... This Just In... BEEP BEEP BEEP

There has been a 60 megaton thermonuclear detonation off of the coast of northwest Oregon, near the small town of Tillamook. If you are within the affected area please proceed to your nearest fallout shelter or local health service department. All access to the affected area has been shut down by force of local, state and federal forces.

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